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beyoncescock:this sounds like me so much it terrifies me when people offer to pay for anything and it makes me feel like allowing them to pay will make me indebted to them
ipeesittingdown5: LOL ME AS FUCK
the 'seems shy at first but crazy as fuck once you get to know them' squad
tastefullyoffensive: Me as a dog owner. (via spaghemily)
fucked-up-lemon-drops: xekstrin: Doing something fandom-related with your friend who isn’t in the fandom with you THIS IS SO ACCURATE THO
yellowkiddo: ME AS A GHOST
homohustle: Last night I had a dream that I built a robot and I was being interviewed about it and the interviewer was like “Can you fuck it?” and I smugly answered “What kind of fool would make a robot that you can’t fuck?”
salva-bandida: i never understood a fictional character as much as i did before these few seconds.
oreoofficial: why dont ppl do random things for me? u know. send me a message, draw me, paint me, send me 跌,000
ourbodiesglow: me as hell
doresque: my talents include blogging till 5am crying immediately when someone’s yelling at me neglecting my friends shitwriting a 10-page-essay one day before the deadline not moving for 6 hours having 15 different emotions at the same time fucking
fuck wasps
senor-cat: ghoullly: Psychic: *reads my mind* Me: Psychic: what the fuck IVE NEVER SEEN THE ORIGINAL GIF IVE ONLY SEEN THE RAINBOW EYESPAM
grimlolita: Clap your hands if you’re actually low key mentally ill as fuck and can hardly handle anything and you feeling like no one actually likes you at all and all you wanna do is sleep your life away
gothiccharmschool: maybenotboring:sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second* This should not make me laugh as much as it does.
ghoullly: Psychic: *reads my mind* Me: Psychic: what the fuck
thequeermisfit: Me: *gets anxious* Me: chill Me: *gets jealous* Me: chill Me: *overthinks* Me: chill Me: *gets clingy* Me: chill
thecommonchick: me as a parent
sarahseeandersen: Hope everyone enjoyed the holidays and ate as many cookies as I did….
igglooaustralia: When you’re introverted as fuck, and your friend drags you to a party and then leaves you by yourself
possiblybpd: loving me must be so fucking hard i am so fucking sorry
awkward-ness-monster: baerials: Pooh stop running from your fucking problems me
officialfrenchtoast: me as a parent.
splendidbuttsex: ronaldalan: rebelderadioactivo: Me walking into school Me at work Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.
whateveryourfantasyis: lyonnnss: clarknokent: kauaii94: when you realize you’re becoming an adult Fuck this shit stressed me out. 😔
mygayisshowing: Things I didn’t understand as a child: why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway taxes Things I don’t understand as an adult: why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep
hellyeahthomassanders: Me as a Teacher 📚 by Thomas Sanders
ruinedchildhood: me: don’t catch feelings me: *catches feelings* me to me:
studiotrigger: have you ever kink shamed your own kink in order to make your friends think you didn’t have it so you could seem not as fucked up as you actually are.
coreylubo: pygmypuffs: Me as hell I feel myself getting closer and closer to this reality every day
yagirlnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i
me as a pilot
me-and-my-beard: weloveshortvideos: literally me i missed it
demiboystump: me: *acts out and doesnt take care of myself so people will notice that im not doing okay and try to help* someone: hey are you okay me: what the fuck
theists: me: *thinks about something really fucked up during class* me: damn, it really is the quiet ones
hypergoomba: my advice to everyone in relationships: just talk to them! communication is key. let them know what you are feeling & that way you can work it out. me: almost never says what i’m feeling, struggles with openness as a concept, lacks
sjworochimaru: DOCTORS: STOP TRYING TO GET US TO DISSECT YOU ME: (furiously strapping myself to the operating table) Bastards! Fuck you
tiredbtw: person: *mistreats me* me: fuck them!! i deserve better brain: you literally Do Not
australiansanta: a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot
moonofficial: me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*
peraltiaago: me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting. me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:
thomassandersbuttblog: Me as a Disney Character ✨
me texting someone
non-binaryroot: me: I fucking hate myself, I’m a piece of shit fictional character: *reminds me of me in a lot of ways* me: THIS CHARACTER IS PRECIOUS AND I WILL DEFEND THEM WITH MY LIFE
nursary: me: *uses caffeine as an antidepressant*
bunney: Me: I’m havin a good night Me: :-) Me: Me: I’m sad again
shelfofawesome: vine: Me as a detective FUCKING CHRIST.
virgoboy: me @ myself: if you do this incredibly easy task today you won’t have to do it tomorrow myself @ me: fuck you…
badgrampa:me as a parent
aurol: all i want is tattoos and to be hot as fuck
ruinedchildhood:Me as a parent
me as a superhero
xekstrin: ecdysozoa: adriofthedead: taschaface: abloodymess: that tree isn’t high enough stupid! He’s so sleepy he doesn’t even care. <3 me as a bat I’m in love with this bat “fuck it, good enough.”
starsinursa: me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god
